+1,015

The only "B" word you should call a girl is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful. eh?

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+24

There's no good way to sneeze with food in your mouth, eh?

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0

You believe that everyone has a finite amount of love special to each person and a maximum capacity for love from others. eh?

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+27

You're sort of hesitant to get a caricature because you're afraid they'll emphasize something you're really self conscious aboot, eh?

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+5

All the different brands of chewing gum basically taste the same, eh?

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+35

You mentally correct some peoples grammer as they speak, eh?

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+44

Just because I'm abstient doesn't make me any less of a man, eh?

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+29

You hate when you're driving down the road and the person in front of you slows down for no apparent reason. But then you see the dog/cat/animal he was letting go past so no one would hit it and you have respect for them. eh?

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+44

Furbies have demons trapped inside them, eh?

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+68

Never trust a Youtube video with disabled comments, eh?

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+43

You know it's going to be a long day when your first thought after waking up is "How long until I can nap?" eh?

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+70

You've started watching a show out of sheer boredom that didn't even look that good at first, but after like the first 10 minutes of the episode you were hooked, eh?

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+47

When you save money on one thing, it gives you an excuse to buy something else, eh?

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+46

Pants: Like shorts, but longer. eh?

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+34

People should have to get a license before they can legally raise a child, eh?

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+72

There's always that one person that doesn't know when to stop. eh?

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-10

Women: The white load of laundry uses hot water, eh?

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+65

You don't play punch buggy in the car that much anymore, eh?

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+65

It's weird to think that when you fall down, you could see it as the earth crashing into you, instead of the other way around, eh?

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+95

It's really annoying when someone randomly asks you why you are smiling. It's like it's against the law to smile for no reason at all, eh?

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+111

The most important part of having a sense of humor is knowing when to stop, eh?

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+127

Loud chewing and swallowing is one of the most annoying and disgusting sounds in the world, eh?

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+30

Irish > British, eh?

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+227

Imagine putting a toothpick under your toenail and then kicking a wall. You just cringed, eh?

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+101

Sushi is so awkward because you never know if you should take two bites or just pop the entire piece in your mouth... eh?

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+149

Currently, many people are questioning whether God's name should be mentioned in the Pledge of Allegiance, but what we really should be questioning is whether we should be blindly swearing our allegiance to a government, eh?

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