+708

Amish murderers get the acoustic chair. eh?

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+8

It should be the law to have to get a record check done before you're allowed to use an online dating service, eh?

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+28

You've been so itchy that you've scratched yourself so hard you bled, eh?

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+8

Barf bags on planes are like your own personal gum disposal bags, eh?

0 Frickin' A! 15 No Way You Hoser! 7

+16

Even if you don't smoke weed yourself, you have to admit that some of the pieces used to smoke it are absolute works of art, eh?

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+49

It's annoying when your friend has a short fuse but you can't tell them to cool it because they're also very defensive, eh?

0 Frickin' A! 52 No Way You Hoser! 3

+73

It's super annoying when ice cream gets on the handle of your spoon, so while you are enjoying the ice creams goodness, you fingers get all sticky, eh?

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+55

It's awkward when you're talking to someone on the phone in the elevator and everyone else seems to be listening to your conversation, eh?

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+45

Katy perry's video for firework is actually a beautiful video to match what the message of the song is, eh?

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+91

People shouldn't assume that just because someone has a lot of stuff, that makes them a "rich, spoiled brat." Sorry my parents work hard so my family can be fortunate? eh?

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+80

When watching crime shows, it's annoying (though a little satisfying) when you figure out who committed the crime 5 minutes into the show, ruining the big surprise ending, while it takes detectives the whole rest of the time, eh?

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+157

It sucks when you find out something really cool, then realize none of your friends would care, eh?

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+100

Getting free food when the person at the drive-thru makes a mistake is the best. eh?

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+74

What would happen if you shot a portal on a wall, and the other portal one the other wall in a ten meter wide room, and put a fifteen meter long rope through one portal and it would come out the other portal, and the you tied the front of the rope to the back, so now it's like one long rope......that never ends. eh?

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+66

On American Idol, Ryan Seacrest could replace Simon as a judge; but Simon couldn't replace Ryan. They should just do that, and Ellen be the host; she's way better at that then judging people, eh?

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+137

Life would be so much easier if everyone were straightforward with each other, eh?

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-108

Your goal in life is to have surprise butt sex at least once, eh?

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+184

NASCAR would be a lot more interesting if the tracks were twisty and unpredictable, full of obstacles and danger, eh?

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+92

Playing with a girl's hair is real fun, eh?

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+172

A good condom slogan would be "If you are not 100% satisfied with our product, happy father's day!" eh?

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+242

It'd be fun to relive your early childhood with the intelligence you have now. Oh the fun to be had, eh?

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+158

You actually don't mind puns, eh?

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+155

It's annoying how you can't look directly at yourself when you look at yourself on a surveilence camera TV, eh?

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+151

Everyone has that awkward moment when your mom or dad sits down next to you while you're on the computer and you are all like O_O, eh?

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+108

The worst that can become a zombie is a mosquito, eh?

0 Frickin' A! 111 No Way You Hoser! 3

+110

AT&T is the cause of alcoholics, they have bars everywhere. eh?

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